He shook his head and revealed that it wasn’t a nationwide secret this time. “Persons are laughing at you,” he mentioned, and suggested me to lie low for some time. I exploded.
How DARE they snort at me? Don’t they know who I’m?!!! I’m the person who evokes judges to get poetic about private liberty! I’m the person who can get a honeymooning lawyer to disregard his lovely spouse! I’m the person who can name college students terrorists in my TV studio and get them arrested with none hope of bail! I’m the person who can get ministers to do me big favours, even ineffective ministers like Javadekar! And most significantly, I’m the one media individual this authorities respects, and so they comprehend it—Rajat is historical past, as I informed PDG, and why, AS even mentioned that their most important propagandist at Instances Cow is “kachra” (I informed PDG that too). They’re all kachra, soiled filthy garbage, in comparison with me. Sure Sir, I’m their most important man. I’m a nationwide asset. I mentioned, nationwide asset, not nationwide ass, do you hear me?
That is my plan to hit again on the “Lootyens” gang: I’ll blame Pakistan, the INC and Rahul Gandhi. I’ll rename the “Lootyens” gang RG Groupies and organise armies of trolls to trash them on-line (should examine if Minhaz is free). Like I lied about my TRPs, I will even lie shamelessly in regards to the assist I’m getting.
Lastly, I’m not sorry about something I “purportedly” (ha ha) mentioned to PDG. So, what if RG Groupies say I displayed unpatriotic glee over our useless troopers in Pulwama and that I broke the Official Secrets and techniques Act over Balakot—what are NM and AS for?
This assault too I’ll win like loopy!
(Any resemblance to actual folks or occasions is a coincidence)